Sunday, December 28, 2008

My Old Profile

I can at least put a link to my old Blogspost profile that lists all my old blogs:

lorian's old profile

OK, my Browser remembers me

My browser (at least Opera) remembers me and logs me in under this Blogger.com account but I still have no way of retrieving my old blogspot blogs from back in the day.  In fact, it was so long ago that it was when cable internet first became available and ATT was running it.  I hate going back in time via the internet.  I hate realizing I have been this frustrated for this long.  What did I have to stress me out before Google, before Netscape, before Windows, before computers, really?  Oh yeah, constant fear of nuclear holocaust via the imminent "first strike" we were constantly on guard for from the Russians.  What ever.   Now the Russians live here and they all seem either like Mafia/KGB or peasants who want to still live like peasants only in the suburbs.  The world has become surreal, what will art become?

So, you Don't remember me then?

OK Blogger.com  Why the hell bother having me click "remember me" only to completely forget me as soon as I log out and try to log back in to test you?  Who ARE  you people?  Is this the technopoly we have all feared?  Is Google run by artificial intelligence that we have to play a wicked game of Chess or tic-tac-toe with remotely only to never, ever be answered by a real, live human with the ability to think independently?  

How man god damned Google Blogger.com accounts do you want us to create?  By setting us in an infinite circle of loops and forgetting who we are every time we try to log in you are just reproducing wildly and forging no real new content.  This sucks.  My own browser won't even remember my login and password.  It keeps putting in my default email address rather than the one for this actual website upon return.  How sick and twisted.  I think I will sign up for a new Google Blogger.com account with my default email address just to participate in the freakin cirus we have here.

And another thing...

Why, oh why, does this freakin Blogger crap continuously prompt to create new "Google" accounts every time I attempt to remember which email address I used to create the damn thing?  I now have at least 3 blogspot accounts, only one of which is an actual google email address.  Remember when the Internet was fun?  Well, no, actually because I did tech support for Netscape back in 1996 before MSIE was created and it was monotonous chaos then, too.  I'm tired.  I give up.  For now...

I Want My Blogspot Blogs Back!!!

This is insane.  I made some really great blogs back in 2001 but  cannot access them to import them into this stupid new Blogger.com crap from Google, who, by the way, replaced a perfectly good newsgroup archive named Deja.com  I hate Google!!!

Also, while I am getting this off of my chest, my Google search engine has been hijacked!  Every time I "google" something, even if I am using Yahoo search engine, the links come up OK but if I click on a link MSIE or Mozilla Firefox and even Opera goes into eplieptic spasms for a few seconds then spits out some sort of spam site.  Efforts to kill this hijacker by normal means have been unsucessful.  Which leads me to my next rant.

Why the hell aren't Spybot and McAfee protecting my browsers?  They take up all this freakin RAM and then don't even work!  AAAAAAHHHHH!!!